HAVE YOU EVER

WONDERED? .......

There always seems to be work going on on the

1) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down

main routes everywhere, and sometimes the lane

to the core of the earth?

2) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

direction signs can be confusing...be confused no

3) Isn’t it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

more - here’s some of the most common ones.

4) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing they

make you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am

an alcoholic'?

5) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

6) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

7) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for

centuries' have a 'use by' date?

8) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast?

9) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

10) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll

squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes

out'?

11) What do people in China call their good quality plates?

12) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

13) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

14) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a

billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell

you there is wet paint somewhere, you just have to touch it to

make sure?

APOLOGY FROM THE

PUBLISHERS

The last edition (Feb/March) contained

several advertising errors. Some, well - one

actually - were due to circumstances beyond

our control, while the others were down to the editor, who is

now on a warning about his future conduct as proof reader and

advertising bloke. Unless he comes back down to the planet

earth he’ll have to get a proper job!

We extend our apologies to the following advertisers - please

don’t let these mistakes put you off their services!

Litchfield’s Butchers,

El Pinar Pools,

Costa Luz Holidays.com,

Steve Harris